February 2012
677 posts
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
As Far As Appendages Go: Guts by Chuck Palahniuk →
diabetic-homeless-hookers:
Inhale.
Take in as much air as you can.
This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old he heard about “pegging.” This is…
rainbrolly asked: are you really going out west and just sleeping in your hatchback? can i come with you...?
thepinkster asked: 34-26-36.You're beautiful. No numbers are going to change that.
34-26-36.
I don’t know how I feel about it.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Tumblr does not lead to sleep.
Things tumblr does lead to:
-extreme sexual frustration
-hunger
-wanting clothes I can’t afford
-wanting women I can’t have
-basically total dissatisfaction of everything in my life
-wonderful/awful tattoo ideas
-reclusive tendencies
-“3am already?”
-cats
I was just called 'sir'
Which is exactly why I do not refer to my customers as ‘sir’ or ‘ma’am’, you cannot ever know by looking at a person what their preferred gender pronoun is.
