If you think rape jokes or domestic violence jokes...
my mom is so offended when I’m topless
How come there are so many homo’s on the internet but none in real life? because we’re all at home on the internet.
petitedino: americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends. Despite the contradictory advice circulated in 2012, if you are drowning in my pussy, please do not swim to my butt. omg
I'm going to have my own place someday
And I won’t have to label the vegan butter because there will only be vegan butter. And there won’t be soda cans or water bottles all over the place, I will drink out of mismatched thrift store coffee mugs and glass jars. And I will take re-usable shopping bags to the farmer’s market and buy vegetables. And nobody will use bleach in the washer. And I won’t have to worry...